Thesaurus Spam II

November 10, 2004

My email informs me today that, contrary to popular belief, I _can_ “transmute to the most advantageous chap for your girlfriend.” It’s kind of like Kafka, except instead of waking up a cockroach I wakeup as the CEO of a pharmaceuticals firm.

Oh, wait, that’s _no_ difference.

The email continues:

bq. My tablets is used to heal cavernous dysfunction, as well known as impotency. This is when a somebody can’t get, or save, a solid vertical penis good for sexual activity.
Our products is :
- appropriate to be used as a execution foil
- has key advantages over other medication
- can function for 4 days
- can build up in the trunk

Points one and four are particularly compelling, I think.

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