James Brown gets arrested for beating his wife and what do we get from the Washington Post? Several hundred words on how bad his hair looks.
Couldn’t the cops have had a heart, taken off the cuffs, shoved him in a cell and given the man five seconds to at least run his fingers through his hair? And let him put on some clothes—if only to preserve the dignity of the public record.
Yeah.
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So if you’re famous and you intend to commit a crime, make certain that you attend a beauty salon first.
“Why, even in his mugshots, he’s gorgeous!”
So if you’re famous you deserve to look good when you beat your trophy wife? That’s a great message.
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