Inconceivable!
Fezzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It has often struck me that the Bushies don’t speak English. I’m not talking about stumbling over language, I do that myself thank you. I mean they have different meanings for words. Here’s some examples I’ve come up with, please feel free to add your own in the comments.
Activist Judge
English: A judge who misuses his office by rulling in ways contrary to the common sense of the law.
Bushspeek: A judge that rules in a manner which you find disagreeable because it forwards the political agenda of the opposition.
Conspiracy Theory
English: A supposition that a group of people acted in secret and possibly illegaly to acheive some goal, usually involving a tortured scheme, secret government drugging of citizens, and little green men.
Bushspeek:
Any claim that a Bushie may have done something wrong in the past, or may be doing something wrong now, when said Bushie is trying to cover it up.
Media Bias
English: A tendency for the media to distort the news in a way more favorable to one position and less favorable to another than the facts actually warrant.
Bushspeek: The media saying something critical about Bushies.
Dishonorable
English: Acting in a shameful; disgraceful, and base manner; or being shameful, disgraceful, and base.
Bushspeek: A non-Bushie who cheats on his wife.
Honorable
English: Worthy of honor; fit to be esteemed or regarded; estimable; illustrious.
Bushspeek: A Bushie with good posture. (Lying about past service, current service, political intentions, foreign relations, and war does not disqualify someone as "honorable.")
Bitch
English: A female canine animal, especially a dog; or a woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
Bushspeek: Hillary Clinton
That’s all for now. I’ll let you know if I update. Please send in your suggestions!
