Sarah McCain Palin

2008 October 15
by thudfactor

That’s the name that a father in my old stomping grounds of Elizabethton, Tennessee wrote down on his baby girl’s birth certificate. This strikes me as the kind of thing you regret later, like a Knight Rider tattoo. But baby names are none of my business.

Unfortunately, Dad apparently thought it was none of Mom’s business, either. He didn’t tell his wife he was going to do this — the girl was supposed to be named “Ava Grace.”