Horsetradin’
Over at _Say Uncle_, “Thibodeaux suggests:”:http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2004/11/07/democrats_lets_make_a_deal/
bq. Tell you what, I’ll trade you straight up: You get gay marriage, and we get a repeal of ALL gun restrictions. [ ... ] No waiting periods, no background checks, no registration, no licensing, open carry, concealed carry, whatever we want. No federal, state, or local restrictions, ever again, as long as the wind blow, and the grass grow, and the sky is blue.
Oh, I get it. You’ll stop telling _us_ what to do if we stop telling _you_ what to do. Sounds fair.
Of course, you never see stories like these:
bq. *Drive-by Gay Spousing Kills Seven*
Chicago, Illinois — Police say seven people were killed today at the intersection of Eighth and Pines, including two young children, when gangmembers associated with the Seventh Street Faggots fired their spouses into windows and oncoming vehicles. Investigators are exploring the theory that the attack was in retribution for a drug-related gay wedding last Tuesday. [...] “Unfortunately, with gay marriage legal, we’re seeing more and more of this,” said Anti-Gay-Marriage Activist Irving Freely. “Queers may look harmless, but they can do a lot of damage when they hit you in the chest at 1,700 feet per second.”
bq. *Men Wed; Five Dead*
Akron, Ohio — The heads of three teachers and two students exploded when gay married couple, Bob and Tom Garland, dropped off their son, aged 14, at Straightbrook High School. “They just walked down the sidewalk holding hands,” said Straightbrook High Senior Scarlett Richardson, 18, who witnessed the incident. “Then Ms. Johnson’s head went ka-blam! Why do people do such horrible things?”
??This facetious link courtesy of “South Knox Bubba”:http://www.southknoxbubba.net/skblog/archive_2004_11.php#3684.??
