I don’t read Maxim

2002 June 21
by thudfactor

Here’s a good reason I don’t read Maxim: The 50 Worst Movies of All Time.

Now, I like a savage movie review just as much as anyone else. And I certainly won’t argue with a lot of their choices. But damn. So many of these capsule movie reviews are scatological or just plain offensive. Of Shwarzenegger’s Junior they say Apparently, our fearsome T-800 grew a vagina during the filming of Twins and Kindergarten Cop and then got knocked up like a drunk virgin on prom night. Hey. I’m a guy, but like, waaaaay too much testosterone for me.

Maxim, you give wit a bad name.

So, like, ignore these folks. And read my reviews instead.

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