Security questions

2008 August 5
by thudfactor

I was setting up online access to a new bank account. So I had to pick and choose some answers to “security questions.” They used to ask you your mother’s maiden name, but not all moms have “maiden” names now (Elf doesn’t), and that’s easy to find out, so the questions have become more obscure. Here are a few the bank gave me to select from:

  1. What is your favorite car?
  2. What is the name of your favorite movie?
  3. What was your most memorable gift as a child?
  4. What is the name of your favorite novel?
  5. What is your hobby?
  6. If you could control your height, how tall would you be?
  7. What is the last name of the funniest friend you know?
  8. What is the most unusual job you’ve had?

Notice that none of these have a true or false answer. The answers to all of them depend pretty heavily on my mood. Except for #4 — I have stock answer for that one. I can’t use it, though, because Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has an apostrophe in it, and I’m not allowed to use punctuation as my answer.

Surely there is a better mechanism.