National Health Care

June 30, 2005

So this guy walks in to the doctor’s office, and the doctor says “You look fine, nothing wrong with you.” And the man says, “yeah, but Doc, it hurts when I stick this corkscrew up my nose.” And he sticks a corkscrew up his nose and starts twisting. “Ow! Ow!”

The doctor says “then don’t stick a corkscrew up your nose.”

A week later, the doctor is walking down the street and he sees this same guy with a corkscrew up his nose, twisting. “Ow! Ow!” “Stop that,” the doctor says. “Didn’t I tell you to stop that? You’ll kill yourself.”

“Oh, you,” sneers the man with the corkscrew up his nose. “I didn’t hear you giving any _better_ ideas.”

*Moral:* Sometimes “Don’t” _is_ the better idea.

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