No cats for Christians

2006 September 21
by thudfactor

Some people have extraordinary ideas. Like: owning cats is unChristian:

There are numerous reasons why a loyal dedicated servant of God should use his Bible-trained conscience to arrive at a proper understanding of why cats are not advisable as pets or companions for Christians. Consider, then, the following facts:

It was a common practice in ancient Egypt to worship or idolize cats as ‘gods’. Indeed, after death many cats were mummified, venerated and sacrifices were made to them. As Christians we observe not only the Mosaic Law, but also the ‘necessary things,’ identified by the Apostles at Jerusalem, to include the following edict: ’(1) Abstain from sacrifices to idols’. We are to ‘guard ourselves from idols’ and ‘worship no other gods’. Such feline influence could lead to idolatry and thereby ‘grieve Jehovah’s Spirit’ with tragic consequences… [ Are cats for true Christians? ]

This screed against felines clearly demonstrates the polytheistic reality of what is ostensibly a monotheistic religion—the writer thinks we shouldn’t own cats because they might be gods? God would misconstrue cat snacks as idolitry? And I could write more about that, except…

…The demeanor of a cat is seen by many honest-hearted observers as reflecting some supernatural, unnatural proclivity towards malice or evil. And, it is a well-known fact that cats are impossible to tame, teach or raise in the truth. The cat has a rebellious, independent spirit. While the animal itself may be unaware of this tragic condition, it serves only its true master – Satan, the Devil.

… I suspect the author is barking mad.

Thanks (I think) to Mac.